ob•fus•cate |ˈäbfəˌskāt|
verb [ trans. ]
render obscure, unclear, or unintelligible : the spelling changes will deform some familiar words and obfuscate their etymological origins.
• bewilder (someone) : it is more likely to obfuscate people than enlighten them.

As in My increbily GQ-meets-Swiss-Family-Robinson good looks are bound to obfuscate the sexual tendencies and inclinations of Josh Hartnett for my own villainous gain. [evil laugh]. [awkward silence]. [crying].