I just have to say raymi, this is one of the single most unflattering photographs anyone has ever taken of me. And the whole moses beard joke just makes me want to buy a new blade and cut the damn thing off. Egh. Awful. Was I drunk? I don't even remember you taking that! My nose looks big, and I look daft. Hahaha holy mackerel, beard has got to go. [thinking]. But then people will see how ugly my chin is. I hate my chin. [bawls]. [I think I can see boobies under that sweater].